You are Beautiful
"You aren’t average. You aren’t just on the pretty side of average. You are beautiful."

Createive Breakup Ideas
The Llama helps you make your breakup something special.

Pieces of the Heart
"Thankless though it may be, we stay with those we loved, forever."

I'm not 'Scared of Commitment'; I'm scared of you.
"'What I can't handle is commitment without compromise."

Interest vs. Commitment
"When you are fully committed, you accept no excuses."

Shave the 'Stache
"If you won't, we will. With dull scissors. And sand paper."

The Library Girl
Because I'm still trying to find you again...

The Dirty Secret of Truly Terrible Kissing
"Bad kissing is a skill."

Relationship Lessons from Captain Kirk
"I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.""

I don't want to be your friend
"Oh, sure. I’d be overjoyed to “just” be your friend."

I don't like you, because...
"After you take a girl home from a date, she tells her roommates everything."