I have a great idea. You should do this and tell me how it turns out.
I hate it when someone asks me to set them up on a date. It’s worse than being asked to go on a pity date, because if it doesn’t go well, now you have two people annoyed with you. Why are you asking me to do your job for you? Man up and go ask someone out. I’m not your eHarmony.
Next time a dude asks me to set him up on a date, I’m going to set him up with my grandmother.
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Is your grandmother attractive?
December 15, 2011 at 11:35 am
I love your grandma! You should follow through with this plan. I’m pretty sure your guy friends would thank you for setting them up with such a sassy, mature, intelligent woman.
December 15, 2011 at 7:09 pm