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		<title>Cooking, and other life skills</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jan 2012 12:46:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I had an epiphany this week. It hit while I was making ratatouille: &#8220;By Jove,&#8221; I said, sauteing diced eggplant, &#8220;I do believe I deserve a wife who can cook.&#8221;  I&#8217;d never really thought about this before. A wife who can cook and clean and do laundry? I want me one of those! Only twice [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thedalaillama.wordpress.com&amp;blog=12555792&amp;post=597&amp;subd=thedalaillama&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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			<media:title type="html">This is what ratatouille looks like. And yes, I really have made it. Twice.</media:title>
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		<title>A black belt in Creepy</title>
		<link>http://thedalaillama.wordpress.com/2012/01/17/black-belt-in-creepy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jan 2012 21:55:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Okay, so I&#8217;ve already talked about Creepy as an art form. I&#8217;ve stalked people for jokes, made fun of my friends&#8217; creepers, and even accidentally picked up my roommate&#8217;s stalker. (Talk about awkward.) But THIS guy has a black belt in Creepy: Wow. Let&#8217;s analyze his technique, shall we? Shirtless. Because everything is more creepy [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thedalaillama.wordpress.com&amp;blog=12555792&amp;post=589&amp;subd=thedalaillama&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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			<media:title type="html">The only thing that could make this creepier is adding creepy music to the background</media:title>
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		<title>140 Characters</title>
		<link>http://thedalaillama.wordpress.com/2012/01/07/140-characters/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Jan 2012 18:01:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I hate Twitter. It&#8217;s not that I mind all the Twits with their memes and trends and links. I don&#8217;t even mind people pretending to &#8220;follow&#8221; someone in hopes that one more person will get updates on their bladder infection. What I hate is the 140 character limit. The entire Twitterverse revolves around this limitation. [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thedalaillama.wordpress.com&amp;blog=12555792&amp;post=134&amp;subd=thedalaillama&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Setting people up</title>
		<link>http://thedalaillama.wordpress.com/2011/12/15/setting-people-u/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Dec 2011 18:22:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have a great idea. You should do this and tell me how it turns out. I hate it when someone asks me to set them up on a date. It&#8217;s worse than being asked to go on a pity date, because if it doesn&#8217;t go well, now you have two people annoyed with you. [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thedalaillama.wordpress.com&amp;blog=12555792&amp;post=554&amp;subd=thedalaillama&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Shave the &#8216;Stache</title>
		<link>http://thedalaillama.wordpress.com/2011/12/11/shave-the-stache/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Dec 2011 06:12:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I can no longer shackle myself with silence. The indignity of the injustice you&#8217;re inflicting on an innocent world is too much, and I cannot bear it with decorum any longer. And so in the name of humanity and for the love of all things beautiful, I demand that you shave your stupid mustache! No, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thedalaillama.wordpress.com&amp;blog=12555792&amp;post=540&amp;subd=thedalaillama&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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			<media:title type="html">See? It&#039;s not sexy.</media:title>
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			<media:title type="html">You&#039;ll need hedge trimmers for this one.</media:title>
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			<media:title type="html">Oh please. Please oh please oh please...</media:title>
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			<media:title type="html">Why?!</media:title>
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			<media:title type="html">There&#039;s no good reason for this.</media:title>
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			<media:title type="html">Yes, that&#039;s a woman.</media:title>
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		<title>I don&#8217;t want to be your friend</title>
		<link>http://thedalaillama.wordpress.com/2011/12/10/i-dont-want-to-be-your-friend/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Dec 2011 01:31:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This week, everybody has been talking about a video made at USU: Why Men and Women Can&#8217;t Be Friends. A million views in a week. Does the Llama have thoughts on the subject? Why yes, yes I do. Let&#8217;s imagine a quintessential &#8221;let&#8217;s be friends&#8221; situation from the male perspective (though it happens just as much in the [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thedalaillama.wordpress.com&amp;blog=12555792&amp;post=137&amp;subd=thedalaillama&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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			<media:title type="html">If you&#039;ve ever been there, his look says it all.</media:title>
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			<media:title type="html">Hugo was my favorite character on Lost. He can do so much better than a skank like Kate. And he did.</media:title>
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		<title>What She DOESN&#8217;T want for Christmas: a holiday shopping guide for bros</title>
		<link>http://thedalaillama.wordpress.com/2011/12/08/what-she-doesnt-want/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Dec 2011 06:47:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[As Christmas approaches, I feel a sense of concern for my fellow men. Some of your are totally clueless, and if someone doesn&#8217;t set you on the strait and narrow before the 25th, you&#8217;re going to be in for a world of hurt. I refer, of course, to your taste in Christmas gifts. Far too [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thedalaillama.wordpress.com&amp;blog=12555792&amp;post=473&amp;subd=thedalaillama&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>What Women Really Want</title>
		<link>http://thedalaillama.wordpress.com/2011/12/07/what-women-really-want/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Dec 2011 09:58:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A woman sent this to me as part of the Llama Christmas posting spree. I think she&#8217;s trying to tell me something. But I&#8217;m not sure what it is. &#8220;uh huh. Wow, I can&#8217;t imagine&#8230;wait, what were you saying?&#8221;<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thedalaillama.wordpress.com&amp;blog=12555792&amp;post=470&amp;subd=thedalaillama&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Ken Dolls</title>
		<link>http://thedalaillama.wordpress.com/2011/12/06/ken-doll/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Dec 2011 10:01:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So&#8230;my brother (one of my oldest followers&#8230;seriously, I started indoctrinating him with Gregorian &#8220;hail the Llama&#8221; chants at age 2. My mom wasn&#8217;t amused, and his primary teachers were seriously concerned about him. But that was nothing compared to the time our neighbors, the baptist minister and his wife, saw us playing &#8220;human sacrifice&#8221; in [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thedalaillama.wordpress.com&amp;blog=12555792&amp;post=459&amp;subd=thedalaillama&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>This Christmas, Give the Gift of Llama</title>
		<link>http://thedalaillama.wordpress.com/2011/12/04/this-christmas-give-the-gift-of-llama/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Dec 2011 02:06:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yesterday I discovered that I can see how long people have been following this blog. I was shocked that some of you have been following from day one. I was also surprised to find how many of you have been sharing my posts with your friends. This being December and all, I wanted to give [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thedalaillama.wordpress.com&amp;blog=12555792&amp;post=435&amp;subd=thedalaillama&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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